InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

big, Brain, brainy insult, burns, clever comeback, clever insult, clever jibe, clever retort, cutting remark, InsultCraft, intellectual put-down, intelligent comeback, intelligent insult, quick-witted, sarcastic remark, sharp insult, sharp retort, sharp-tongued, sly insult, smart insult, smart remark, smp, witty comeback, witty insult, witty jab

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3370	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Animals Bred:	109
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4284
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Votes:	4352	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	50

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	188	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	3164
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	New Chunks Explored:	339004
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	684	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	750828	Void Armor Forged:	17
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Dragon Eggs Found:	3592
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6497	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	8781
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	6081
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.