InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ores Mined:	1659
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

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ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crops Grown:	8521	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5119	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	634	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4110	Undead Armies Raised:	3

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	255	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Villages Defended:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Gods Slained:	2

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net