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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 19
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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