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Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Items Found:	6105	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
New Chunks Explored:	366323	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	728008	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	814506	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	9000
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	111	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Emeralds Found:	4389	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

Players:	107/600	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2