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MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Villages Defended:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	2239
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4285	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	1616

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	160
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	642564	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	794	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	281156
Emeralds Found:	5870	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Potions Brewed:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
New Chunks Explored:	924517	Buildings Constructed:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6749
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0