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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5147 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2035 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!