Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Void Armor Forged: 26

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Servers

  • OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server

    OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server
    ✌ Hey buddy! Are you ready to dive into the world of Minecraft, where there are no boundaries or limits? Welcome to OTFHEE – a vanilla server that is cooler than all the others!

    ☄ We have a really epic world here – 30 million blocks in both directions, and all this is available for your adventures. Fly, build, explore – do whatever you want, bro! ☀ We don’t have wipes, so all your achievements will stay with you forever.

    ✧ Few rules, complete freedom of action, no unbalanced donations. Forget about “pay to win” – everything is fair and transparent with us. And most importantly, the server is free! ✧

    ☞ Come, feel like a real survival master and build your ideal world without restrictions! ☜

    We are waiting for you at OTFHEE! You will definitely like it! ♡{。^◕‿◕^。}

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Star Shards Collected: 247
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Villages Defended: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 129601 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

    Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

    – The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

    – Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ores Mined: 7213
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

    TechTrendz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

    GenoTurkey Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8068
    Farms Harvested: 719 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bucha’s Drone Busters

    Bucha’s Drone Busters
    Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CreateRP
    Server Type Roleplay with Custom Modpack
    Features Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
    Discord Join here

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is CreateRP? CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
    What makes CreateRP unique? CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ores Mined: 8709 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Towns Built: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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