Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2659
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY