Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Crops Grown: 6343
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Dimension Hops: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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