Impulsive Convict Microbiota | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3778
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Votes:	5431

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crops Grown:	8456	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Mines Excavated:	2329

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	610733

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7741	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	7046	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Villages Defended:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2137	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ores Mined:	2789
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	109/300	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	97	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7