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Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	476648	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8533	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	9380
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Farms Harvested:	725	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	2413

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ores Mined:	3607
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Void Gems Collected:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Farms Harvested:	997	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Star Shards Collected:	106	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	3161	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Votes:	6529	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	1383
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Players:	92/100	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	2039
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5