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| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4455 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6024 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5106 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7934 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4355 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 399 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
