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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3927 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.
Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!
