join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Towns Built: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4387 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Ores Mined: 2531 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mines Excavated: 1434
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Magic Items Found: 7422
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5225 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Ores Mined: 4078 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4526
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

    RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

    But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 393 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

    MomDebtNoMineCraft Server
    So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

    I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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