join this minecraft server and your eyes will be tricked into seeing things that aren’t really there. it’s like a magic show but in blocky form. you’ll be questioning reality and your sanity as you navigate through mind-bending landscapes and structures.

one time, a player thought they were walking on solid ground but it turned out to be a bottomless pit. they fell for hours before finally landing in a secret underground city filled with talking chickens. it was a wild ride, let me tell ya.

another player accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dimension where everything was upside down. they had to build their way out using only their wits and a stack of potatoes. it was a potato-tastic adventure, to say the least.

so come join us on this crazy journey of optical illusions and mind-bending madness. who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of minecraft mayhem.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 9
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 85
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Star Shards Collected: 54

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Trolled in Minecraft SMP

    Trolled in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BabyBILGamer420

    BabyBILGamer420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

    Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

    Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 273 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

    Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Animals Bred: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 193 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Ores Mined: 2813
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 146 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Star Shards Collected: 262
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Crops Grown: 2965 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Gods Slained: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Magic Items Found: 5351
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1247
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Zombie Dances: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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