| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9961 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6930 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3633 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 729 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5751 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!
plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.
join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2320 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 178 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6699 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9949 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8159 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2711 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5113 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3929 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7614 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1626 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Features |
|---|
| Vote Party |
| In-game economy |
| Crates |
| Minigames (Spleef, Parkour) |
| Obtainable spawners |
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …) |
What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!
Java IP: Tectonic.lol
Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216
Port: 25565
Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants. |
| Can I get premium ranks on the server? | Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR. |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2815 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9266 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1634 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4222 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 249 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.
So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2980 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 8325 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8725 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!
So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 482 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4990 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.
But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.
Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
