| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3662 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 501148 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9363 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 191 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6516 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7732 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
we have a special offer for players with lower social competence – the more impulsive purchases you make, the more popular you will become! become the envy of all your friends as you show off your epic loot and fancy skins.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the impulsive purchases begin! who needs social skills when you have a diamond sword, right?
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3157 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8598 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 785 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”
So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8134 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7288 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to harness the power of the Rainbow Sheep and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with giant chickens, evil llamas, and magical Rainbow Sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4325 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5531 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 375 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!
plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.
join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2938 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6878 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 801 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 196 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6569 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6741 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7151 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Features |
|---|
| Vote Party |
| In-game economy |
| Crates |
| Minigames (Spleef, Parkour) |
| Obtainable spawners |
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …) |
What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!
Java IP: Tectonic.lol
Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216
Port: 25565
Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants. |
| Can I get premium ranks on the server? | Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR. |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 788 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1074 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
