Are you tired of listening to boring life advice that you never follow anyways? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the only advice you’ll get is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat! Ignoring this advice will result in being banished to the land of noobs, where you’ll be forced to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for eternity. So come join us for some wacky adventures and ridiculous challenges that will make you question your sanity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6999
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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