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PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Potions Brewed:	183	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3793	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	313037
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Falling into the Void:	0
Emeralds Found:	3948	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	233
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1422	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Emeralds Found:	2886
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6243
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	962	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	8428
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

Players:	93/100	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3