If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

abandonment, abandonment issues, BETRAYAL, crying, DESERTED, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, doesnt, emotional, Frustration, Going, HEARTBREAK, hopelessness, let down, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, missing out, Sadness, Show, smp, sorrow, unmet expectations, world’s end, worlds

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

If you don’t join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll miss out on the chance to witness the epic showdown between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust me, it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a guest appearance, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us before the Ender Dragon decides to retire and open a bakery instead.

CraftyConfidence

anxiety, Confidence, coping mechanisms, CraftyConfidence, emotional well being, Insecurity, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming insecurity, personal development, positive thinking, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-validation, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3553	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	3143
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and never feel insecure again! Our community of pro players will make you feel like a Minecraft god in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

GeneCraft NeuroToxicity Server

brain health, Chemicals, contamination, DNA damage, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, gene expression, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic effects, neurological disorders, Neurotoxicity, PFAS, Pollution, public health, research, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, study, toxic substances

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5109
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	809

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists up in here identifyin’ 11 genes affected by PFAS, like whaaat?! dat’s sum next level shiz right there. u wanna shed some light on neurotoxicity while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers? dis da place to be, fam. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat make u fly like a freakin’ dragon. ain’t no other server like dis, so join now before da government shuts us down for bein’ too lit. let’s get weird, y’all! 🤪🔥🧪

What are Minecraft servers like GunkCraft ?

#youtube, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, Plugins, PvP, Slimefun4, Store, support server, Survival, tiktok, vanilla minecraft, version 1.20.4, warzone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchantments Applied:	161

Some similar Minecraft servers to GunkCraft include:

1. MagicCraft – This server offers a unique twist on survival gameplay with magic-themed plugins and a friendly community. With custom spells, quests, and events, MagicCraft provides an immersive experience similar to GunkCraft . 2. SkyLegends – If you enjoy a skyblock experience, SkyLegends is a server worth checking out. With custom islands, challenges, and a competitive community, SkyLegends brings a fresh take on the classic skyblock gameplay seen in GunkCraft . 3. PixelPunchers – For players who love minigames and PvP, PixelPunchers is a server that delivers. With a wide range of custom minigames, arenas, and competitive events, PixelPunchers offers an action-packed experience reminiscent of the Warzone in GunkCraft . 4. MythicalRealms – This server focuses on roleplaying and immersive storytelling, perfect for players who enjoy a more narrative-driven experience. With custom quests, factions, and a dedicated community, MythicalRealms offers a gameplay style similar to the questing elements in GunkCraft . 5. UltraCraft – Combining elements of survival, creative building, and minigames, UltraCraft is a versatile server that caters to a variety of playstyles. With a strong emphasis on community interaction and player-driven events, UltraCraft offers a dynamic experience comparable to the features found in GunkCraft .

Whether you’re looking for magic-themed survival, skyblock challenges, PvP action, roleplaying adventures, or a mix of gameplay styles, these similar Minecraft servers provide plenty of options for players seeking experiences like GunkCraft . Explore these servers to find your next favorite Minecraft community and enjoy the unique features they have to offer.

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Stack of Grass

GRASS, Modded, Stack

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1890	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server

Overview:

Player Base	Whitelisted server for players 18+ looking for a chill ambiance.
Gameplay	Server offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with added Mods for enhanced building and adventuring.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication and rewards for town building.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit the discord server and follow the application process.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The main feature mods are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture” along with QoL mods.

Q: Are there scripted dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, admins add scripted dungeons with rewards upon completion.

Q: Is there a mic requirement for the proximity voice chat?

A: Having a mic is a plus for ease of communication in-game.

Q: How long has this season been running?

A: The season started in early April 2024.

Enchanted Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, Echoes, Enchanted, Relationship Humor Love Laughter Romance Connection Communication Intimacy Affection Happiness Joy Funny Jokes Emotional Bonding Infatuation Smiles Feelings Chemistry Adoration

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, when you’re on this server, the mobs are so into you that they just burst into laughter every time you say something! It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and skeletons! Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the zombies think you’re hilarious? Get in on the fun and join now!

RoleModelCraft

admirable qualities, Character development, empowerment, Ethics, guidance, influential figure, inspiration, Integrity, leadership, male role model, mentor, Mentorship, moral compass, motivation, positive influence, positive role model, Role Model, RoleModelCraft, success, VALUES, Young men

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old role models like Superman or Captain America? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and follow in the footsteps of our fearless leader, Steve the Block Breaker. He’s the ultimate role model for young men, teaching valuable life lessons like how to survive in a world full of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of swine warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their bacon. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and claim the title of Pigman King.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest diamond mine. Dive deep into the earth and uncover riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs a role model when you can be a diamond-studded warrior instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become the ultimate role model for young men everywhere. Steve the Block Breaker is waiting for you!

Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks

Attacks, Backlash, blocks, controversy, criticism, criticism from public, elon musk, Elons, leader, Lies, Media, Misinformation, News, Politics, public figure, response, social media, Starmer, Starmers, Statement, Technology, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ores Mined:	1530
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, you know that one time when elon musk was all like “yo, this server sucks” and then keir starmer was all like “nah bro, this server is the bomb diggity”? well, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on this cray cray minecraft server.

join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. we’ve got unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players know about.

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why even elon musk can’t resist the lure of this epic minecraft server.

Milk to Blocks: Aussie Farm Crisis

adaptation strategies, agricultural diversification, agricultural resilience, agriculture, alternative enterprises, Aussie, Australian dairy farmers, blocks, climate change, climate impacts, Crisis, dairy industry, economic challenges, environmental sustainability, Farm, Farming, financial pressures, industry trends, labour shortages, milk, rising costs, rural communities, sustainable practices, sustainable transition support, workforce issues

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Ores Mined:	6305
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to milk cows in minecraft but then u heard about this server where u can do WAY more than just milk cows? like, u can have a whole farm with like, chickens and pigs and stuff. but get this, u can also have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers.

this server is so cool cuz it’s like, all about sustainability and stuff. like, we’re helping australian dairy farmers find new ways to make money cuz apparently it’s hard for them right now. so, by joining our server, u can help save the dairy farmers AND have a super fun time playing minecraft.

plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. u have to find the secret entrance by solving riddles and stuff. it’s so cool, u won’t believe it.

so, come join our server and be a part of something amazing. u won’t regret it, i promise.

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Discord, discovery, exclusive community, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Server, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Server Overview
🔮 Unveil the Mysteries
Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.
🏰 Realm Secrets:
– 🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
– 🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
– ⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
– 🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
Ready for the extraordinary?

Realms
Jk Realm 1 : VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2 : YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3 : zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️ https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply enter one of the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

Q: Is there a cost to join the server?

A: No, the server is free to join.

Q: Are there specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord community for more information on the rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and embark on adventures together.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on the server?

A: You can expect to explore mysterious landscapes, craft unique structures, embark on quests, and immerse yourself in a realm of fantasy and reality.

Q: How can I report an issue or concern on the server?

A: If you encounter any issues or have concerns while on the server, please reach out to the server moderators via the discord community for assistance.

Familiar Feline Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, cat, Curiosity, cute, deja vu, Familiar, Feline, Land, look, Memory, Mysterious, odd, perplexing, pet, recognition, resemblance, Similarity, strange, Uncanny, Whiskers, why

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see a cat that looks strangely familiar. Is it a sign from the Minecraft gods? Join our server to uncover the mystery of the familiar cat and unlock secret powers beyond your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

AITAH, Apology, asking for divorce, baby trapping, Communication, divorce decision., DivorceCraft, Edition, family dinner, Grief, Hospital, in-laws, infertility, man cave, misscarriage, misunderstanding, Nursery, Pregnancy, Support, Sympathy, video games, WiFi

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4420	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!

Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.

Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!

So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

NoBodyShamingPls Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, mental health, Minecraft, NoBodyShamingPls, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self validation journey, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! We got like, the craziest builds and the most lit community ever, like seriously, it’s off the chain. And get this, we have this secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server, like they’re the real bosses, man. And if you join, you get to ride a flying pig around the map, no joke. Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet seat, like who wouldn’t want that, amirite? So come join us and let’s stop body shaming together by building giant statues of ourselves out of pixelated blocks, because why not, right? Let’s get weird and wild, my dudes!

BlockBuddies Betrayed

backstabbing friends, BETRAYAL, Betrayed, BlockBuddies, deceitful behavior, dishonesty, disloyalty, fake friends, fake loyalty, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, friendship evaluation, friendship red flags, friendship signs, friendship warning signs, toxic relationships, true friends, trust issues, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4757
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are your so-called “friends” constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your house with TNT? Do they lure you into lava traps and laugh as you burn to a crisp? Sounds like you need to ditch those losers and join our epic Minecraft server where betrayal is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

On our server, you can prank your friends by replacing all their blocks with obsidian, or lead them into a pit of creepers disguised as cute little bunnies. The possibilities for trolling are endless! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals!

So if you’re tired of being backstabbed by your so-called friends, come join our server where treachery reigns supreme and alliances are as flimsy as a dirt block in a rainstorm. Trust no one, except maybe the llamas. They seem pretty chill.

TibetQuakeCraft

border, CASUALTIES, disaster management, earthquake, emergency response, Fatalities, geology, Himalayas, India, natural disaster, Nepal, News, rescue operations, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic waves, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuakeCraft, times of india, tremors

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

Awareness, body modification, circumcised, circumcision, confidential information, cultural practices, family traditions, genitalia, health decisions, intimate details, medical history, personal choices, personal information, personal knowledge, physical differences, privacy, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-identity, sensitive topics, Server, societal norms, Steves

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	942	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)