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| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!
Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.
Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8729 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.
Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 392 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.
We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED
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| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4155 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.
We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.
Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.
But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!
Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
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| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.
With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
