| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5377 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8246 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 787 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4247 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1709 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4840 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Potions Brewed: | 116 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2885 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3946 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7841 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 179 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1701 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Ores Mined: | 9979 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2304 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2781 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4620 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5374 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3164 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3857 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3967 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4249 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8567 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 372 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5055 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6072 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1724 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3527 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4961 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1731 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5586 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 210 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
