Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Wilderness Tamed: 13
Towns Built: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

    Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3261 Dragon Scales Harvested: 235
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Farms Harvested: 819 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

    Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

    Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Falling into the Void: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

    Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

    QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    SERVER UNDER DEVELOPMENT

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

    Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 496714
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

    Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Runes Activated: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 89 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Gif Master Minecraft SMP

    Gif Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Is Real Minecraft Server

    Is Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

    Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

    But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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