I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

19yo, blue eyes, DESPERATE, feeling rejected, feeling unwanted, fit, foids, happen, incel, lonely, looking for intimacy, looking for relationship, looking for validation, Minecraft, seeking attention, seeking companionship, seeking connection, seeking love, smp, Tall, tired, use me, White

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1478	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Divine Spears Created:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Votes:	786
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Void Gems Collected:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Emeralds Found:	6528	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1810	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	2307	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.