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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3663 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 119 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like pigs riding on llamas, villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether, and creepers doing the Macarena.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server and is now our official mascot. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco, and every full moon, all players turn into werewolves with a craving for pumpkin pie.
If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure madness, then join us now! Just remember, we don’t care about politics or elections here – we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. Let the chaos begin!
