I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called "Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll". It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting around for your posts to go through on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we make you wait 900 seconds just for the fun of it! But don’t worry, during that time you can go get some water, do a little dance, or even recite the entire script of Shrek. Join us for the most exhilarating waiting experience of your life! Who needs instant gratification when you can have 900 seconds of pure anticipation? Join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3220	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HoloEn’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a HoloEn original song hitting the top of the charts? Look no further! Our server is like a hidden gem in a sea of diamonds, just waiting to be discovered.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon battle in the Nether. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all part of a virtual boy band. And just like HoloEn, we may be a niche within a niche, but we’re ready to take on the world with our pixelated prowess.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the golden pickaxe, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds for life. Plus, our virtual concerts are so lit, they make Endermen dance with joy.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft server today and let’s make some gaming magic together!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

/The Bag/ – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6614

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where the only limit is your imagination? Join us and witness the epic battles in the Land of Chokmah, where players wear special armor and fight in fields like never before. But beware, the Total Assault of Gregorius will test your skills in insane and tormenting ways with blue damage – are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Double the bounties, double the XP, and double the commissions/lessons await you in this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Livin’ on Sweets mini-game where you’ll be living on nothing but sugary goodness!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness in this Minecraft SMP like no other. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HITpe – Anarchy 1.1.5 Minecraft server

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HIT – This is a server where there are no rules. Play Anarchy the way you want.

HIT is essentially a server without rules. Players can do whatever they want without fear of being banned. Even the use of cheats and fights between players are allowed. This is a “no rules” server

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ashley’s Coffin: Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame mods that do nothing? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are actually good! Like, seriously good. We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a talking potato that gives out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2