Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Animals Bred: 143 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8578 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GFsteals4funCraft

    GFsteals4funCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

    We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLessons

    CraftyLessons
    Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

    As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

    Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7656
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EverestClimber100

    EverestClimber100
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paws & Pixels Server

    Paws & Pixels Server
    so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

    well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

    plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

    so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

    Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

    if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 141 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Diamond Rush

    The Diamond Rush

    The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4534

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
    Mods A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
    No TP No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How can I join the Enival server?

    You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

    3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

    The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 395
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Child Molested Minecraft Server

    Child Molested Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

    From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

    Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingCrasher420

    WeddingCrasher420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AltLifeCraft

    AltLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Category Description
    Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
    Whitelisted Yes
    Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

    Why Join Us?

    Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

    How to Join:

    Join us on DISCORD

    Happy crafting!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
    How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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