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ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Void Gems Collected:	40

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	8899	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5135	Divine Spears Created:	13
Star Shards Collected:	130	Magic Items Found:	8658

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	16

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	137	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8134	Ores Mined:	9612
Dragon Eggs Found:	6388	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Farms Harvested:	697
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8515

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	New Chunks Explored:	98908
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Players:	100/900	Votes:	9754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18