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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9469 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 140 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
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if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.
so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.
