| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3515 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7733 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 814 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7299 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 595 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Farms Harvested: | 690 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9599 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 1469 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 569 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1196 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3082 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2819 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7216 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1023 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6816 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2492 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3467 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 892 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2863 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9034 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 428901 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2705 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
