Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories as you build, mine, and explore with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with a boyfriend like Keith. 😂
Forget about waiting for your boyfriend to come back from a haircut or getting sidetracked by his friends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic quest or building challenge! 💪
So come on over and join us for a Super Bowl of laughs and excitement – who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? 😜 Let’s block and roll, gamers! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Bob who walks around the server scaring the crap out of everyone. And don’t even get me started on the giant diamond statue we built in the middle of spawn. It’s so shiny, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at it.
So yeah, if you’re into crazy shenanigans, wild adventures, and just overall ridiculousness, then you need to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to yell out “I AM THE DIAMOND KING” during sex for good luck. It’s a tradition on our server, don’t question it. Just do it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next virtual organ donor hero!
we even got a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot ever. like, i heard someone found a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and makes creepers dance.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can make rainbows appear out of nowhere and turn all the mobs into cute little bunnies.
oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a whole other dimension where you can ride on giant turtles and battle evil robots? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most insane time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | Awakened MCRP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Text-Based Minecraft Roleplay |
| Setting | Eastern Asia in the town of Tetsugawa, 2006 |
| Main Feature | Create unique character with superhuman ability |
To join the server, please send a friend request to “manintheoffice” on Discord for more information.
Awakened MCRP offers a fluid and seamless RP experience with balanced and well-thought-out roleplay environment. The setting in Eastern Asia in 2006 adds a unique element to the server.
Yes, players can create their own unique characters with their own superhuman abilities on Awakened MCRP.
The main goal of the community is to provide a roleplay experience free from abusive/unjust rules or biased staff. Everyone, including staff and owner, are required to follow the rules and policies set in place.
Experience the thrill of building your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano!
Unleash your inner mad scientist and create crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics!
Explore a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk!
Join now and become part of a community that is as wacky and wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar high!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most insane Minecraft server ever created!
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your niece when all you want to do is mine for diamonds and build epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun!
Join us and build your own virtual village where you can rely on fellow players who actually want to help out. No more dropping off unannounced kids, just drop off your blocks and let your creativity run wild!
So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server where the only “village” you’ll be a part of is one filled with players who actually signed up for it. See you in the virtual world!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with talking chickens who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you find the mystical bedrock bed, you can sleep for 10 seconds and wake up with super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs out of your butt. It’s wild, man.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Let your inner derp shine and embrace the chaos of our wacky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamasRule #ButtFireballs.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building in forbidden areas, like on top of the Ender Dragon’s head or inside a lava pit. Don’t worry about getting banned, because on our server, anything goes!
We have insane events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a stack of TNT and try to land on a target without blowing yourself up. Trust us, it’s a blast!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity, join us at “Void where prohibited.” Just make sure you have a good lawyer on speed dial.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Staff Team | Experienced moderators and admins with over 20+ years of collective experience. |
| Approval Process | Simple character submission process for whitelist approval. |
| Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run events. | |
| Unbiased | No unfair advantages, donations, or subscriptions required. Objective staff decisions. |
| Lore | Explore the lands of Rosalia, discover secrets, and rebuild the once glorious empire. |
A: Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing!
A: Yes, the server is for ages 16 and above.
A: Staff-run lore events are frequent to keep the world’s story moving forward.
A: No, there is no monetary requirement to play on the server.
A: You can be an adventurer, rogue, historian, farmer, or any other role you choose!
And, like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dude. This server is like a whole other dimension, man. You’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It’s wild, bro, like, you won’t even know what hit you.
So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s gonna make you question reality and make you regret reading, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons while juggling TNT blocks. It’s a blast, literally!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a rainbow unicorn riding a llama while playing a harmonica. The possibilities are endless!
