HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9628	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DEADZONEmc

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	180	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GoPro

The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
New Chunks Explored:	955636	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	297	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Divine Spears Created:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1838
Dragon Eggs Found:	9026	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Items Found:	7609
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	161
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.