so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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