so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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