Are you tired of boring HR stories? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got HR scandals that will make your jaw drop! One time, a player got fired for building an entire office building out of diamond blocks instead of actually working. Another player got the boot for trying to unionize the creepers. And don’t even get us started on the player who got fired for using their company-issued pickaxe to mine for diamonds in the boss’s office. So if you’re looking for a wild ride, come join us on our server and witness the craziest HR drama unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 3785
Mines Excavated: 1943 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Emeralds Found: 1022
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Animals Bred: 29

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Potions Brewed: 55 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Dimension Hops: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 148

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Magic Items Found: 2326
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1238 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 216 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 462 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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