| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6649 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 234240 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 55 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6089 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5490 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?
Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.
So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9996 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 61 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?
So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8347 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 166 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 120 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9666 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3820 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Votes: | 5763 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 82 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6961 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1434 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4830 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1944 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5692 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9136 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 689 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 102 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8967 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1755 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4564 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2507 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
