Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 168 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.
But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.
