Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 4660 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3336 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.
Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).
Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?
