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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9484 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 68 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.