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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 714 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2019 | Farms Harvested: | 341 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
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Johnny and Marty are childhood friends who share a passion for music and have been playing together since they were teenagers. Johnny is a talented vocalist and guitar player, while Marty excels at drums and percussion. They have performed at various local venues and events, gaining a reputation for 
