HostageHilarityCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	3724	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Votes:	1092
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	769
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Potions Brewed:	79	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	8462	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	207076

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

Baby Boom Server

age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinct

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Emeralds Found:	7478	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

Viral Vixen’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, breast cancer awareness, cancer remission, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, case study, clinical trial, experimental therapy, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Neoadjuvant Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virotherapy Study, Oncolytic Virus, personalized medicine, Recurrent Breast Cancer, tumor regression, viral, Virologist, Virotherapy Success, Vixens

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mines Excavated:	2900
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?

Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!

What is the IP for TDBarrett Minecraft Server?

barrett, challenge, Franchise, Game, gameplay, madden 25 falcons, madden falcons, madden fantasy draft, madden game, madden nfl, Minecraft, Server, td, TDBarrett

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

TDBarrett, also known as Taylor Barrett, is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for his gaming content, primarily focusing on Madden NFL and NBA 2K. With a dynamic personality and engaging commentary, TDBarrett has amassed a large following on his channel, which features gameplay, pack openings, and challenges. Outside of YouTube, Barrett is also active on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter, where he interacts with fans and shares updates on his content.

GhostPearlYT Minecraft server

admins, Gaming, ghostpearlyt, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Spawn

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	5117
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Get an option by asking the admin! Cool spawn, kind admins, tons of plugins!

GPYT.aternos.me:16841

Kengan Craft Empire 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, addictive viewing., Adrenaline Rush, Anime, binge watch, Brutal, Character development, cliffhangers, Craft, Emotional rollercoaster, Empire, Fighting, INTENSE, Intense battles, Kengan, Kengan Asura, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, Netflix, plot twists, power struggle, strong characters, Tournament, underground fighting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Bro, forget about Kengan Asura, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got more action than a showdown between two jacked fighters.

Build your own virtual arena and challenge other players to epic battles.

Trust me, you’ll forget all about Kengan Asura once you start dominating in our server.

Plus, who needs anime when you can create your own epic storylines with your friends in Minecraft?

Join now and unleash your inner warrior in a world where anything is possible!

TowTrouble Minecraft Server

Accountability, apathetic nature, Apathy, bills, car payments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, credit card, emotional reactions, family dynamics, financial responsibility, leasing, Minecraft, parental involvement, personal boundaries, repossessed, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sibling relationships, towed car, TowTrouble

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5523
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	6445
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring, apathetic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement and chaos!

Our server is so crazy, even your sister who doesn’t care about anything will be shocked! Imagine her nonchalantly telling you that her diamond pickaxe got repossessed by a creeper and she’s confident she will get it back. That’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server!

But beware, if you’re not ready for the wild ride, you might end up like your sister’s car – towed and repossessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. So join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t be apathetic about it, because this is a big deal!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25