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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Villages Defended: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
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