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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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