HorseSwimCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Where We At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and there’s no room for shenanigans? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you cool cats and kittens over 40!

Join us for some epic gameplay where we build, mine, and craft while sipping on some potions of hilarity. Need a break from all the block-breaking? No worries, we’ve got a designated chill zone where you can medicate with some virtual herbs and spices.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground faction known as the Dropouts? We’re all about causing chaos and confusion, so be prepared to drop everything halfway through a build or a battle just for the lols.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky dog! Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with mystery, laughter, and lots of derpiness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3431	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	573711	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HELLMIND server Minecraft

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More information about the server:

There will be no wipes on the server; you can develop your projects on our server for a long time.

If ordinary achievements seem simple to you, we have a data pack for 1000 achievements and hidden achievements may take you a lot of time.

As the server develops, a banking system will appear.

To hear players use the SimpleVoicechat mod.

You can create your own city and develop it with your own mini-community, run a business, become a big shot on the server or an interesting character.

To register your territory, circle it all with blocks around the edges, or make a fence, putting up signs that this is your territory. (It is advisable to do it beautifully) You can register a maximum of 3 territories for yourself.By joining you will have an adventure mode, but for a minimum donation via the link in the chat you can get survival.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with neurotypicals? Look no further, because our server is a haven for all the non-neurotypical players out there! We don’t discriminate against anyone who doesn’t fit the “normie” mold – in fact, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

Join us on our server and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds, where players with autism, ADHD, and other neurodivergent traits thrive and create amazing builds that will blow your mind. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who will build a roller coaster that goes through a maze of memes, or create a giant statue of a cat wearing a top hat? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Don’t be a normie – join our server today and embrace your inner weirdo! Who knows, you might even discover that being neurodivergent is the coolest superpower of all.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

> So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by wizards and witches on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, magic is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more getting turned into a frog or struck by lightning out of nowhere.

Join us and prove your strength without relying on any hocus pocus. Build epic fortresses, battle fierce mobs, and show off your PvP skills without worrying about some mage casting a spell on you.

Who will emerge as the ultimate warrior on our server? Will it be the fearless knight in shining armor, the cunning rogue with ninja-like reflexes, or the beefed-up barbarian ready to smash anything in their path? The only way to find out is to join us and start your epic adventure today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can only be appeased by building a giant statue of a potato in their honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	258599	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	132
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11