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LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	67	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magic Items Found:	6636

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Farms Harvested:	876	Villages Defended:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Votes:	1165	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	146	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	7704

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	9

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7118	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2438
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	245029	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9170
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	190
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1