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CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Towns Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	970	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	248976
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	1057
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	6127
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Votes:	8229
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5385	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	3021
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	7543
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	874
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	144
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Potions Brewed:	150
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23