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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4617
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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