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HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills. Yes, you heard that right – ninja cats.

2. We have a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that whoever completes it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you can literally have a never-ending supply of diamonds if you befriend this majestic bird.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s a real blast, literally.

5. And last but not least, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. But shh, you didn’t hear that from me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on s/fur and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • AwkwardlySexyCraft

    AwkwardlySexyCraft

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    Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a hot, shirtless Steve or Alex! It may sound sexy in theory, but trust us, it gets hilariously awkward real quick when you’re trying to build a house and suddenly there’s a line of buff Minecraft characters staring at you. Join our server for the ultimate mix of sexy and awkward fun – just be prepared for some unexpected encounters with your blocky admirers!

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  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

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    so like, u know how the U.S. be all like “nah, we ain’t condemnin’ Russia for the Ukraine war”? well, that’s cuz they too busy playin’ on this EPIC Minecraft server! like, they got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows everywhere. u gotta join this server if u wanna be as cool as the U.S. government, trust me. plus, there’s a secret underground base where they keep all the best loot and stuff. so come on, join now before the U.N. tries to shut it down!

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft

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    so like, imagine this: u join our amazin minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle between zelensky and trump over all these ‘ceasefires’ that russia keeps breakin. like, it’s crazier than a creeper explodin in ur face! u gotta join this server if u wanna see some real drama go down, it’s like watchin a soap opera but with blocky characters. plus, u get to build ur own base and mine for diamonds while all this political drama unfolds around u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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  • Bright Headlight Hypocrisy

    Bright Headlight Hypocrisy

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    join dis server if u want to laff ur butt off! we got so many crazy peeps here who love to complain bout random stuff like headlights being too bright. but guess what? our server is so bright u gonna need sunglasses just to log on! we got players who build giant statues of chickens wearing sunglasses, and we even have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ! so come join us and see just how bright our headlights really are!

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  • Fruit & Flower Antioxidant Fun

    Fruit & Flower Antioxidant Fun

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the antioxidants in fruits and flowers will protect you from the evil microplastics! our nuts, fruits, and vegetables will make you invincible against any harm to your reproductive system! it’s like having a superpower in the palm of your hand! join now and become the ultimate antioxidant warrior in the world of minecraft!

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