New Minecraft Servers

HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills. Yes, you heard that right – ninja cats.

2. We have a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that whoever completes it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you can literally have a never-ending supply of diamonds if you befriend this majestic bird.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s a real blast, literally.

5. And last but not least, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. But shh, you didn’t hear that from me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on s/fur and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery

    StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery

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    hey u, yea u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where elon musk’s starlink is keepin modern slavery compounds online??? yea, u heard me right! we got da craziest shenanigans goin on in dis server. we got villagers runnin around like crazy, tryna escape da evil clutches of da players. but don’t worry, we got u covered with all da tools and weapons u need to keep em in line. join us now for a wild ride through elon musk’s twisted world of minecraft madness!

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  • Pandemic Kids Rule – U of M Study

    Pandemic Kids Rule – U of M Study

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    so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask and wash ur hands all the time now cuz of the thing that shall not be named? well, this server is like the ultimate public health practice for ur minecraft character! we got hand sanitizer dispensers all over the place and if u don’t wear a mask, u get teleported to a quarantine zone where u gotta mine obsidian for 24 hours straight!

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where u can create potions that make u immune to any virus or disease in the game! u can even throw potions at other players and give them a virtual flu or something, it’s hilarious!

    join our server now and become the ultimate public health warrior in minecraft! trust us, ur character’s immune system will thank u later!

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  • Inferiority Genetic Realms 1.21.2

    Inferiority Genetic Realms 1.21.2

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    Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of your genetic inferiority!

    We offer a virtual world where you can be a 10/10 diamond pickaxe instead of a 2/10 human.

    Build your dream castle, mine for virtual diamonds, and show off your pixelated beauty to all the other players.

    Who needs genetics when you have the power to create your own perfect world in Minecraft?

    Join now and leave your inferiority complex at the door – this server is for winners only!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic family members in sight!

    Join us for a server full of fun and laughter, where you can finally pursue your dreams of becoming a voice actor without any judgment from your dad. No more arguments or screaming matches here, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who will support you in all your creative endeavors. Say goodbye to one-sided relationships and hello to a community that truly cares about you.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. It’s time to focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and having a blast with your new Minecraft friends!

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  • Wedding vs Concert – AITAH Server

    Wedding vs Concert – AITAH Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, concert dilemmas, and Slipknot concerts (yes, you read that right).

    Picture this: you’re all set to attend a Slipknot concert with your hubby, but then your Aunt Kathy drops the bomb that she’s getting married on the same day. What do you do? Do you ditch the concert for the wedding or risk Aunt Kathy’s wrath? The plot thickens when Aunt Kathy decides she doesn’t want your kids at the wedding, causing a family showdown of epic proportions.

    But fear not, because amidst all the chaos, there’s a Minecraft server waiting for you to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or obsidian. So come join us for a server experience crazier than Aunt Kathy’s wedding planning!

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