HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

Disney, crime solving, Zootropolis, anthropomorphic animals, mammal characters

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! They may spit at you if you don’t follow the rules, but hey, that’s just part of the fun.

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating taco. Yes, a taco. And if you manage to find the secret sauce hidden within the taco, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Use them wisely!

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies who have a knack for building the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a door that opens with a secret code? They’ve got you covered. Need a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? They can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the llama spit.

PotionPals Minecraft Server

PotionPals, health, Drinking, Fever, Bronchitis

Are you tired of dealing with inconsiderate partners who prioritize alcohol over your health? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with sick family members and unreliable partners. Build friendships that will last a lifetime as you work together to conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and collect rare resources.

Forget about bronchitis and pneumonia – on our server, the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs antibiotics when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

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New Server IP
CondimentCraft

jelly, mini fridge, Mayo, condiment bottles, resolution

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the drama between our players! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, build insane structures, and get caught up in the craziest sibling rivalry you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: two brothers, living together in harmony until a sandwich debacle tears them apart. One brother, casually spreading peanut butter and then double-dipping the knife into the jelly. The other brother, horrified by the potential herpes contamination, decides to take matters into his own hands by buying his own condiments and mini fridge. The tension escalates as hot dogs are cooked, condiments are questioned, and accusations fly.

But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors! This server is not just about building and exploring, it’s about navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships and condiment controversies. Will you choose sides in this epic battle of the brothers, or will you forge your own path to glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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New Server IP
JewCraft Minecraft Server

tolerance, SECURITY, Minecraft, Jewish school, law enforcement

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU WON’T GET SHOT AT LIKE A JEWISH SCHOOL IN CANADA HAHAHA. WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH. COME BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE. OUR MODS ARE AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER IN A SNOWSTORM. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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New Server IP
SabotageShipCraft

submarine cables, Chinese, sabotage, Ship, international waters

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this chinese ship, right, and it’s, like, trying to sabotage undersea cables and stuff. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, we have, like, magical powers to protect our cables, man. it’s, like, a whole adventure, dude. you gotta join this server to see all the crazy stuff that goes down. plus, like, the community is so chill, you’ll make friends for life, bro. so, like, come join us and be a part of the madness, man. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

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New Server IP
Veggie Harvest: No Animal Slaughter

cruelty free, harvesting meat, lab grown meat, alternative methods, Veggie

join this cray cray minecraft server where we can harvest meat without killing the animal!!! like, how insane is that?? we have this magical technology that lets us extract meat from animals without harming them at all. it’s like a vegan’s dream come true, except not really because it’s still super inhumane and impractical. but hey, who cares about ethics when you can have all the meat you want without lifting a finger? come join us and be a part of this twisted and bizarre world where animals are just walking meat factories waiting to be exploited for our own gain. it’s a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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New Server IP

HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

PotionPals Minecraft Server

CondimentCraft

JewCraft Minecraft Server

SabotageShipCraft

Veggie Harvest: No Animal Slaughter